May 2012
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Kind of tried to convince my friends to go to dyke...
Gave up almost immediately. Wouldn’t have worked.
Reblog if you want your followers to talk to you
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Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Fuck it, do it! - Life motto
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My roommate is sitting on the couch, texting her boyfriend, giggling all happily, and I’m sitting here forever alone.
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I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
If you are cute
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
I want you in my bed
Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
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